Here you will welcome presence, be c'autious of droppings,and show mercy to the slender grass. Perhaps you want.to visit the fixed expectations district,or dine on choicely raw material? Wherever you go, whatever you do, always remembgr what your mother told you: wash after relief.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Chinglish,where humor and wisdom abound. Here you will welcome presence, be c'autious of droppings,and show mercy to the slender grass. Perhaps you want.to visit the fixed expectations district,or dine on choicely raw material? Wherever you go, whatever you do, always remembgr what your mother told you: wash after relief.

Oliver Lutz Radtke works as a television news producer in Singapore.